I know, I know…this one’s pretty bad.
I’m not sure if it makes it better or worse that I got the idea from someone else. There are many forms of this joke floating around (my personal favorite involves Jesus as a goalie), so chances are good that you’ve heard it before. It’d been a while since I’d heard a new one, though, so I figured I’d inflict my version on you.
Hopefully you’ll forgive me eventually.