I despise messages on church signs.
Let’s face it- 99% of them are cheesy, outdated, or downright offensive. I doubt you have to, but go ahead and Google “bad church signs” if you’re unclear as to what I mean. Subjecting the public to such poor attempts at humor should be criminal (I can say that because I know a lot about poor attempts at humor). Churches, unless you have someone with wit, intelligence, and a firm grasp on popular culture handling your sign it’s probably best to just stick with listing your Worship service and Sunday School times.
Believe me- that joke from the 90s and those bad puns and wordplays aren’t doing your church (or anyone else) any favors.